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Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.  --Rita Rudner

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Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall.  --David Chambless

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I don’t think I received enough love when I was a child. And not just from my parents. From my other relatives, and my friends, and from strangers and from all the creatures of the world, including bugs.   --Jack Handey

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To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart, and to sing it to them when they have forgotten.  --Garborg

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Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini.  Love is liking someone a lot.  --Jack Handey

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I don't think I received enough love when I was a child. And not just from my parents. From my other relatives, and my friends, and from strangers and from all the creatures of the world, including bugs.  --Jack Handey

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Love isn't what makes the world go round but it's what makes the trip worthwhile.

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Love is grand, Divorce 80 grand.

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Loving someone is giving them the ability to destroy you, and trusting them not to.

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You know it is love when you cannot fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.   --Fred Allen

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It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.  --Laurence J Peter

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If Love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?

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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.  --John Barrymore

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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.  --Pearl Bailey

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