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Whether you know what you're going to do or not, you're going to do it.   --Jeff Roemhildt

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.  --Woody Allen

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We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know.  --W.H. Auden

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In a hundred years? All new people.  --Anne Lamott

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My motto is the same as my blood type: B Positive.   --Cynthia Nelms

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Man was predestined to have free will.   --Hal Lee Luyah

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Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.   --Jane Wagner

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.   --Emo Philips

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Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.   --Cynthia Nelms

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You've got to take the bitter with the sour.   --Samuel Goldwyn

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I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.  --Joe Walsh

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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- Unknown

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. -- Charlie McCarthy

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If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going. —Prof. Irwin Corey

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The Road to Enlightenment is Long and Difficult. Bring Snacks and a Book to read.

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Things always look better when you can't see them.  --Craig Bruce

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Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.  --Bruce Graham

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.  --Woody Allen

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Just when you think you have hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.

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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.