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Black names sound more like products you'd find in the drugstore. "My name is Advil, this is my wife, Cloret. Tylenol, you wanna turn the TV down, it's givin' me a headache! And the twins, Murine and Visine..."   --Daryl Sivad

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My husband is English and I'm American. I wonder what our children would be like. They'd probably be rude, but disgusted by their own behavior.  --Rita Rudner

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My mom's your typical suburban Hindu. Just picture Donna Reed with a dot.  --Shashi Bhatia

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I'm into Jewish bondage ...that's having your money tied up in an IRA account.  --Noodles Levenstein

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I'm learning to speak Spanish by calling my bank and pressing the #2 button.  --Paul Alexander

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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.  --Sue Kolinsky

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I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on an individual basis.  --Cathy Ladman

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The creator of Superman was Jerry Siegal. I'd never thought of Superman as Jewish, but as it turns out, he was using his X-ray vision to build up a dental practice.  --Bill Maher

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The greatest pride, to this day, in a Jewish home is to have a son who is a doctor. Unless he's a little retarded ... a lawyer. If his mind doesn't work at all ... an accountant.  --Jackie Mason

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If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies.   --Stanley Ralph Ross

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