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I'm so timid I was beaten up by Quakers.   --Woody Allen

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If you want to be safe on the streets at night, carry a projector and slides of your last vacation.   --Helen Mundis

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9 millimeter bullet.  --Dave Barry

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There's so much comedy on television.  Does that cause comedy in the streets?  --Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate

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