My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
I still have my Christmas tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.