Steven Wright -- Writing

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." 

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

I'm writing a new book. So far I have all the page numbers done.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose.