A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a  bar. He  goes  up,  gets  a  beer, drinks it, and walks out.  Half a second passes and he bursts back into the bar and says "Alright which one of you ignorant jokes painted my horse's face yellow!?!"

A huge man‑mountain stands up, looks down at the cowboy and  says  "I DID."  

The  cowboy looks up at him and softly replied, "The first coat's dry."