Q

Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A

What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q

Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A

The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q

When driving through fog, what should you use?

A

Your car.

Q

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q

What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A

Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A

The color.

Q

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A

Heavy psychedelics.

Q

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A

Carry loaded weapons.