A woman from Beverly Hills named Barbara had a heart attack. On the way to the hospital she had a near-death experience before paramedics were able to revive her. She saw God and asked, "Is this it? Is my life on earth truly over?"

God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction, and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She finally walked out of the hospital after the last operation and as she crossed the street to her car, tragedy struck and she was run over and killed by a speeding ambulance.

As she arrived in front of God, she was greatly perplexed and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years to live on earth?"

"Barbara?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"