Children's Letters to God

Here are some real letters that children have written to God.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?  -Johnny

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother.  -Larry

Dear God, If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.  -Mickey

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.  -Nan

Dear God, In Sunday school they told us what You do. Who does it when you are on vacation?  -Jane

Dear God, I read the Bible. what does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me.  -Love, Allison

Dear God, Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?  -Lucy

Dear God, Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?  -Anita

Dear God, Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?  -Norma

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?  -Nan

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?  -Neil

Dear God, Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.  -Darla 

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.  -Joyce

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.  -Bruce

Dear God, If we come back as something - Please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.  -Denise

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.  -Sam

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of Your greatest inventions.  -Ruth

Dear God, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.  -Elliot

Dear God, Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David best.  -Rob

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?  -Marsha

Dear God, I would like to live for 900 years like that guy in the Bible.  -Love, Chris

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole Your idea.  -Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.  -Sara


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