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God Rest You Merry
Gentlemen
Misheard Lyrics:
God rest you gerry mental men.
Correct Lyrics:
God rest you merry gentlemen.
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2 |
1000 Miles From Nowhere
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head
Correct Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head. |
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Billy The Kid
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Mexican maidens played a Tarzan scene.
Correct Lyrics:
There's Mexican maidens play guitars and sing. |
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I Walk Alone
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til you return, I'll save the reindeer.
Correct Lyrics:
'Til you return, I'll stay the same, dear.
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Second Hand News
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just sittin' here nude.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news.
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6 |
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Misheard Lyrics:
Want some shook up Ramen, if you need a cup.
Correct Lyrics:
Pour some sugar on me, in the name of love.
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Margaritaville
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin' away again in Margarito-doo.
Correct Lyrics:
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville.
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8 |
Still Loving You
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bright eyes peeled a wall so strong.
Correct Lyrics:
Your pride has built a wall so strong.
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I Believe In A Thing
Called Love
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in a Ricola!
Correct Lyrics:
I believe in a thing called love.
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10 |
Me And The Dolphins
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and the dolphins - thistle fighting.
Correct Lyrics:
Me and the dolphins - they're so inviting. |
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11 |
Tighter And Tighter
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, adjust a little bit height in my baby
Correct Lyrics:
Hold on a-just a little bit tighter now baby |
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12 |
I Can Love You Like
That
Misheard Lyrics:
And I seek-a-roo to the heart of you.
Correct Lyrics:
And I see through to the heart of you. |
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13 |
Her Man
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had misadventures, I've even got dentures.
Correct Lyrics:
I've had misadventures, I've even got pictures. |
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14 |
Big Yellow Taxi
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape made pair of dice in pudding a parking lot.
Correct Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put in a parking lot. |
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15 |
Paid My Dues
Misheard Lyrics:
I date my goose
Correct Lyrics:
I paid my dues |
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16 |
Panzermensch
Misheard Lyrics:
He put the pants on me.
Correct Lyrics:
Hier kommt die panzermensch |
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Dance Hall Days
Misheard Lyrics:
And in a rush, you suck fast food.
Correct Lyrics:
And in her eyes, two sapphires
blue |
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18 |
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight
Misheard Lyrics:
Baker's nuts, Chugger's nuts
Correct Lyrics:
Call me when you wake her. |
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Give Peace a Chance
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are saying, is Skippy's a champ.
Correct Lyrics:
All we are saying, is give
peace a chance. |
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Elizabeth
Misheard Lyrics:
You're booty-wooty-full.
Correct Lyrics:
Your beauty will live on. |
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