Ahead By A Century
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a hairbrained centipede.
Correct Lyrics:
You are ahead by a century.

Accidentally Kelly Street
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidentally calistrate
Correct Lyrics:
Accidentally Kelly Street

Only A Northern Song
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's only a norden bomb.
Correct Lyrics:
And it's only a northern song.

Hands To Heaven
Misheard Lyrics:
You called my friends 'lobsters'.
Correct Lyrics:
You calmed my restlessness.

Sounds Of Silence
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my arms and I'm a hairy Jew.
Correct Lyrics:
Take my arms that I might reach you.

Evil Woman
Misheard Lyrics:
Weevil woman
Correct Lyrics:
Evil woman

Ob La Di, Ob La Da
Misheard Lyrics:
Lavgozon
Correct Lyrics:
Love goes on.

Life Goes On
Misheard Lyrics:
Left me lying in a pool of dice.
Correct Lyrics:
Left me lying in a pool of doubt.

Hey Ya
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it like a corduroy preacher.
Correct Lyrics:
Shake it like a polaroid picture.

Blinded Me With Science
Misheard Lyrics:
She blinded me with pliers.
Correct Lyrics:
She blinded me with science.

Stunt 101
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got SpongeBob.
Correct Lyrics:
I'll teach you how to stunt.

No More Auction Block
Misheard Lyrics:
No more oxen blood for me.
Correct Lyrics:
No more auction block for me.


Big Poppa
Misheard Lyrics:
I love it when you got a big pocket book.
Correct Lyrics:
I love it when you call me Big Poppa.

Doctor! Doctor!
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor! Doctor!
I've had a little disco accident!
Correct Lyrics:
Doctor! Doctor!
Can't you see I'm burnin' burnin'?

Purple Haze
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a smell on me.
Correct Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with Linus
Correct Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds

The Metro
Misheard Lyrics:
You were waiting there, swimming through a pile of cheese.
Correct Lyrics:
You were waiting there, swimming through apologies.

Centerfold
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel has a cell phone.
Correct Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.

Bella Donna
Misheard Lyrics:
And the woman may grease her ulcer.
Correct Lyrics:
And the woman may be awestruck.