Just Lust
Misheard Lyrics:
I was soaked in ketchup.
Correct Lyrics:
I was slow to catch on.

Money For Nothing
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my antique.
Correct Lyrics:
I want my MTV.

Ride On Shooting Star
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you dissolve?
Correct Lyrics:
Ride on, Shooting Star.

Last Cup Of Sorrow
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't ovulate!
Correct Lyrics:
And get on your way!

You Sexy Thing
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk cows.
Correct Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.

Breakfast In America
Misheard Lyrics:
Choreographed kippers for breakfast.
Correct Lyrics:
Could we have kippers for breakfast?

I Shot The Sheriff
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear it was in sucky pants.
Correct Lyrics:
But I swear it was in self-defense.

Little Town
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.
Correct Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Bethlehem.

Silver and Cold
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden Nostril.
Correct Lyrics:
Cold in life's throw.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Misheard Lyrics:
Turkey feet, thunder jeep!
Correct Lyrics:
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!

Heaven Sent Love
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my heavyset love.
Correct Lyrics:
You're my heaven sent love.

Ride
Misheard Lyrics:
Live whimmy
Correct Lyrics:
Ride with me.

Cursum Perficio
Misheard Lyrics:
Burping seagulls
Correct Lyrics:
Perficio

I Miss You Like Crazy
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you like gravy.
Correct Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy.

Feliz Navidad
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas on my dog...
Correct Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad...

Gloria
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to God in the highest,
And please may we have more people on earth?
Correct Lyrics:
Glory to God in the highest
And peace to his people on earth.


Amazing Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
Through many dangerous toys and snails
Correct Lyrics:
Through many dangers, toils and snares


Away in a Manger
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are blowing the baby away
Correct Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes


Come Come Ye Saints
Misheard Lyrics:
Come come ye saints
no toilet paper here
Correct Lyrics:
Come come ye saints
no toil nor labor fear