Misheard Song Lyrics  --04


Come Together

Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, bozo wheat.
Correct Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.


Whisper To A Scream
Misheard Lyrics:
We are, we are, we are the tattooed hen.
Correct Lyrics:
We are, we are, we are but your children.

 

I Shot The Sheriff
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, Tom and Jerry!
Correct Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.

 

Ripples
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogars come in every size.
Correct Lyrics:
Blue girls come in every size.

 

Summer Breeze
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowin' through the jazz bone in my mind.
Correct Lyrics:
Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind.
 

Chiquitita
Misheard Lyrics:
Noose a chicken tikka
Correct Lyrics:
New song, Chiquitita

 

Psycho Holiday
Misheard Lyrics:
Pimpled lunatics
Correct Lyrics:
Been put to the test.

 

Seven Wonders
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make a pact to the rainbow zit.
Correct Lyrics:
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end.

 

Runaway
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's girl had gas, now she stinks the night away.
Correct Lyrics:
Daddy's girl ran fast, now she drinks the night away.

 

The Happy Song
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me flappy.
Correct Lyrics:
You make me happy.

 

Oyo Como Va
Misheard Lyrics:
Coo Coo for Coco Puffs
Correct Lyrics:
Oyo Como Va

 

My Simple Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
My pimple hurts.
Correct Lyrics:
My simple heart

 

Tiny Dancer
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me clothes and tie me down, sir.
Correct Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

 

Another One Bites The Dust
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm standing on my own debris.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm standing on my own two feet.

 

White Flag
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no mud flap above my door.
Correct Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
 

Help Me Rhonda
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Hanukkah
Correct Lyrics:
Help me, Rhonda.

New York
Misheard Lyrics:
You're made in Japan like Cheech and Chong.
Correct Lyrics:
You're made in Japan from cheese and chalk.

 

The Perfect Kiss
Misheard Lyrics:
I know judo
We believe in the land of love.
Correct Lyrics:
I know, you know
We believe in a land of of love.

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Misheard Lyrics:
Leonardo, mashed potatoes
Correct Lyrics:
Here we are now, entertain us.

All In The Suit That You Wear
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in the soup that you wear.
Correct Lyrics:
It's in the suit that you wear.
 

 

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