Across The Universe
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiger Woods, play golf!
Correct Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva

Hypnotized
Misheard Lyrics:
God, me and the tide.
Correct Lyrics:
Got me hypnotized.

Changes
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for jinkies.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm looking for changes.

Help
Misheard Lyrics:
Kelp, I streaked somebody.
Correct Lyrics:
Help, I need somebody.

War Pigs
Misheard Lyrics:
You have very nice shoes, Miss.
Correct Lyrics:
Treating people just like pawns in chess.

Higher Love
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me a tire, love.
Correct Lyrics:
Bring me a higher love.

Deck The Halls
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tis the season to eat jelly.
Correct Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly.

I Shot The Sheriff
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought some spare ribs.
Correct Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.

How Deep Is Your Love
Misheard Lyrics:
She comes to me all sulpher free.
Correct Lyrics:
She comes to me on a summer breeze.

hey ladies
Misheard Lyrics:
How you gonna give her my incestinono?
Correct Lyrics:
How you gonna give her my ends, that's a no no?


All I Wanna Do
Misheard Lyrics:
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica's bowl of lard.
Correct Lyrics:
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

Bullet With Butterfly Wings
Misheard Lyrics:
Light bulb George
Correct Lyrics:
Like old Job

Wonderful
Misheard Lyrics:
Walruses mean everything.
Correct Lyrics:
Promises mean everything.

Last Resort
Misheard Lyrics:
I never realized I was Michael Vick.
Correct Lyrics:
I never realized I was meant to live.

Little Busters
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the dipstick of the future.
Correct Lyrics:
With the kids sing out the future.

Can't Buy Me Love
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken 'n' Barbie Love
Correct Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.

Dreams
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean your nose
Correct Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you know.

In My Time Of Dying
Misheard Lyrics:
All my cheeses
Correct Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus