Betterman
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a butty man again.
Correct Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
 

Another Brick In The Wall
Misheard Lyrics:
All in all it's just ants, now they're breaking, the law.
Correct Lyrics:
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

Hand In My Pocket
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
Correct Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a high five.

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another turnip on a fork stuck in the road.
Correct Lyrics:
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

Miss Independent
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss gutted heart
Correct Lyrics:
Misguided heart

Ride On Shooting Star
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride down, Chu Ting Xiao.
Correct Lyrics:
Ride on, shooting star.

Onward Christian Soldiers
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, our loyal Master
Leans against the fort.
Correct Lyrics:
Christ, our royal Master
Leads against the foe.

This Kiss
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, French toast.
Correct Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, fast horse.

When A Man Loves A Woman
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to hold on to your ugly thumb.
Correct Lyrics:
Trying to hold on to your precious love.

Creeque Alley
Misheard Lyrics:
And no one's getting fat except Mama Cat.
Correct Lyrics:
And no one's getting fat except Mama Cass.

More Than A Woman
Misheard Lyrics:
Baldheaded woman
Baldheaded woman for me.
Correct Lyrics:
More than a woman
More than a woman to me.

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Mainean waving Tom
Correct Lyrics:
With many a winding turn

The Hustle
Misheard Lyrics:
Do da hot sauce.
Correct Lyrics:
Do the Hustle.

We Didn't Start The Fire
Misheard Lyrics:
Belchin' and the condom
Correct Lyrics:
Belgians in the Congo

Amazing
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you are a fake Ming.
Correct Lyrics:
'Cause you are amazing.

On Bended Knee
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna swallow my brain, feel it slowly
Stomp on your fingers, the blame is on me.
Correct Lyrics:
Gonna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry
Stop pointing fingers, the blame is on me.

Hallelujah
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret code, that David played
And it pleased the lowed.
Correct Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David played
And it pleased the Lord.

Sweetest Goodbye
Misheard Lyrics:
Ostrich dorms, open hearts
Correct Lyrics:
Outstretched arms, open hearts

Ride On Shooting Star
Misheard Lyrics:
Travel to Owari, why don't you get out?
Correct Lyrics:
Sandanjû no yô ni utai tsutzuketa.