Cool, Clear Water
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan, can you see that bickering tree?
Correct Lyrics:
Dan, can you see that big green tree?

The Ballad of the Green Berets
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagabond, a young white waif.
Correct Lyrics:
Back at home, a young wife waits.

Brilliant Disguise
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, a bed disco.
Correct Lyrics:
Tonight our bed is cold.

As I Lay Me Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna casserole
Correct Lyrics:
When the sun comes out, again

Thousand Miles From Nowhere
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my eggs.
Correct Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head.

Life In The Fast Lane
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the Vaseline
Correct Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane

Crazy Train
Misheard Lyrics:
Maple walnut healing
Correct Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing

Spieluhr
Misheard Lyrics:
My dad is out there buying drugs.
Correct Lyrics:
Mein Herz schlägt nicht mehr weiter.

Hanging By A Moment
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging by a Mormon
Starving for Jews
Correct Lyrics:
Hanging by a moment
Starving for truth
 

Live And Learn
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to want ads!
Correct Lyrics:
Hold on to what if
 

I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin 'bout museum.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm not talkin 'bout movin' in.

Gone Gone Gone
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be gonged, gong, gong, gong.
Correct Lyrics:
I'll be gone, gone, gone, gone.

Love Me Two Times
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me, shoe shine boy.
Correct Lyrics:
Love me two times, girl.

Mandy
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaving.
Correct Lyrics:
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'.

More than a woman
Misheard Lyrics:
Mordero a uva
Mordero a uva que eu vi.
Correct Lyrics:
More than a woman
More than a woman to me.

Make It Easy On Yourself
Misheard Lyrics:
Deu ferida no meu pe.
Correct Lyrics:
Make it easy on yourself.

More Than A Feeling
Misheard Lyrics:
Morde, minha filha
Correct Lyrics:
More than a feeling

Lucille
Misheard Lyrics:
Four hundred children and a croc in the field
Correct Lyrics:
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
 

Nothing Man
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just Meat Loaf.
Correct Lyrics:
It's just me, Lord.
 

The Night Has A Thousand Eyes
Misheard Lyrics:
Cousin Ide has a thousand eyes.
Correct Lyrics:
'Cause the night has a thousand eyes.