The Convict Of Clonmel
Misheard Lyrics:
Into J Lo's cloned mallow
Correct Lyrics:
In the jail of Cluain Meala

Born Free
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn free, as free as the willows.
Correct Lyrics:
Born free, as free as the wind blows.

I Wanna Be Your Man
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna B O man.
Correct Lyrics:
I wanna be your man.

Hold Back The Water
Misheard Lyrics:
Vou dar porrada
A vara vai entrar tambem.
Correct Lyrics:
Hold back the water
I gotta find time to burn.

Heart Of Glass
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high although I'm still a Jewish guy.
Correct Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.

Night Moves
Misheard Lyrics:
With all them clothes in the air
Correct Lyrics:
With autumn closing in.

Smoke On The Water
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow Motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Correct Lyrics:
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Misheard Lyrics:
Hunting my horny lymph node.
Correct Lyrics:
Hunting the horny back toad.

Runnin' Back To Saskatoon
Misheard Lyrics:
Branded, jealous and a medicine hack
Sing another prairie tune.
Correct Lyrics:
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune.

Jungle Love
Misheard Lyrics:
Chug-a-lug
The strawberry van
Is making me pay Thee.
Correct Lyrics:
Jungle love
It's driving me mad
It's making me crazy.

Don't Tread On Me
Misheard Lyrics:
Dungeon of meat
Correct Lyrics:
Don't tread on me.

Harvester Of Sorrow
Misheard Lyrics:
Harvester of sorrow
Bang it down the drain.
Correct Lyrics:
Harvester of sorrow
Language of the mad.

Simply Irresistable
Misheard Lyrics:
A Memphis Ariscootable
Correct Lyrics:
Her methods are inscrutable.

Sad But True
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacred tooth
Correct Lyrics:
Sad but true

Unspoken Request
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my lice?
Correct Lyrics:
Where his mind lies.

Embryo
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet nutter
Correct Lyrics:
My sweet mother

Why Don't You And I
Misheard Lyrics:
Head's we will
Potatoes we'll try again.
Correct Lyrics:
Heads we will
Tails we'll try again.

The Anthem
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never lose the red gum.
Correct Lyrics:
Another loser anthem

Seven Nation Army
Misheard Lyrics:
The Salvation Army couldn't hold me back.
Correct Lyrics:
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.

I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want a beaver chew right here.
Correct Lyrics:
I just wanna be with you right here.