Purple Haze
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a smell on me.
Correct Lyrics:
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.

 

The Metro
Misheard Lyrics:
You were waiting there, swimming through a pile of cheese.
Correct Lyrics:
You were waiting there, swimming through apologies.

 

A Dream
Misheard Lyrics:
And I always wondered why
My best friend wore telly eyes.
Correct Lyrics:
And I'll always wonder why
My best friend would tell me lies.
 

Girls And Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys will laugh at girls, banana pudding.
Correct Lyrics:
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny.
 

Yellow Submarine
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and a liver and a yellow submarine.
Correct Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.

Cat's In The Cradle
Misheard Lyrics:
But there were planes to catch, and Bill's toupee.
Correct Lyrics:
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.


You Sexy Thing
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in merkles.
Correct Lyrics:
I believe in miracles.


U Can't Touch This
Misheard Lyrics:
King Tuskus
Correct Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
 

Leave Right Now
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'd better deep fry now.
Correct Lyrics:
Think I'd better leave right now.

 

Hard To Handle
Misheard Lyrics:
I got nothin' but Flintstone lovin'.
Correct Lyrics:
That ain't nothin' but ten-cent lovin'.
 

Stand And Deliver
Misheard Lyrics:
Stabbed in the liver
Correct Lyrics:
Stand and deliver.
 

Smooth Up In You
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll send shivers smooth up pigeon.
Correct Lyrics:
I'll send shivers smooth up in you.
 

I'm Not A Punk
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a square underwear.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm just a square goin' nowhere.
 

Borrowed Time
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on borrowed time, to see my bee-yotch.
Correct Lyrics:
Living on borrowed time, with out a though of tomorrow.
 

Smooth Criminal
Misheard Lyrics:
The sushi was an A-bomb.
Correct Lyrics:
You could see she wasn't able.
 

So Yesterday
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna key your jeep
And sell your old black cat.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm gonna keep your jeans
And your old black cat.
 

Hardest Button To Button
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is buckets of bunions.
Correct Lyrics:
The hardest button to button.

 

All Apologies
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is sorry dogs.
Correct Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.
 

All Apologies
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a sorry log.
Correct Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.