Misheard Song Lyrics  --10


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

Oh no, it's oh-wee-oh.
Correct Lyrics:
All alone is all we are.


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

Roly-poly-oly-o.
Correct Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

Don't talk about Lasagna.
Correct Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

I wear showers like you.
Correct Lyrics:
I wish I was like you.


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

Choking on the ashes of a rattlesnake
Correct Lyrics:
Choking on the ashes of her enemy


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:
Choking on the ashes of orangutans
Correct Lyrics:
Choking on the ashes of her enemies


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

Choking on the hashish of a memory
Correct Lyrics:
Choking on the ashes of her enemy


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

Smoking on the ashes of a rattatooie.
Correct Lyrics:
Choking on the ashes of her enemy.


All Apologies

Misheard Lyrics:

Find me my nes-tea saly.
Correct Lyrics:
Find my nest of salt.

 

All Apologies
Misheard Lyrics:

I broke window panes
Correct Lyrics:
Aqua seafoam shame

 

All Apologies
Misheard Lyrics:

Mary, is hairy.
Correct Lyrics:
Married, buried

 

All Apologies
Misheard Lyrics:

On a ball of cheese
Correct Lyrics:
All apologies

 

All Apologies
Misheard Lyrics:
What else should I be?
On a pile of cheese
Correct Lyrics:
What else should I be?
All apologies


Eye in the Sky
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of glue, dealing with fools
Correct Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools


Junkhead

Misheard Lyrics:
What's my jug of chores?
Correct Lyrics:
What's my drug of choice?

 

Department Of Youth
Misheard Lyrics:
Pumpkin on you
Correct Lyrics:
Department of youth

 

The Raven
Misheard Lyrics:
Thus quote the raisin
Correct Lyrics:
Thus quote the raven

 

32 Flavors
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your eyes on the coffee.
Correct Lyrics:
Squint your eyes and look closer.

 

My Home's In Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Reagan was forbidden in my Christian country home.
Correct Lyrics:
Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home.

 

Let's Get Reckless
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get breakfast, Let's get breakfast tonight
Correct Lyrics:
Let's get reckless, Let's get reckless tonight
 

 

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