Cherub Rock
Misheard Lyrics:
Who walks behind me?
As long as you suck my knees.
Correct Lyrics:
Who wants that honey?
As long as there's some money.

Miss Independent
Misheard Lyrics:
No longer need to be the biscuit.
Correct Lyrics:
No longer need to be defensive

Born To Make You Happy
Misheard Lyrics:
I wsa born to wear a nappy.
Correct Lyrics:
I was born to make you happy.

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Misheard Lyrics:
I need beano!
Correct Lyrics:
A libido

Bandages
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandwiches! Sandwiches! Sandwiches!
Correct Lyrics:
Bandages! Bandages! Bandages!

Rock Me Amadeus
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me Apple Danish, apple danish.
Correct Lyrics:
Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus.

Controversy
Misheard Lyrics:
Count your blessings.
Correct Lyrics:
Controversy

Nightgown of the sullen moon
Misheard Lyrics:
Space wug, it's like a space wug.
Correct Lyrics:
Space walk, it's like a space walk.

I Try
Misheard Lyrics:
I cry bubbles when you are not there.
Correct Lyrics:
My world crummbles when you are not near.

Sleeping Bag
Misheard Lyrics:
Supersonic sleepin' bag.
Correct Lyrics:
Slip inside my sleepin' bag.

Misfit
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm superficial, I'm a biscuit.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm superficial, I'm a misfit.

Sun Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Sundown, and the fried eggs right!
Correct Lyrics:
Sundown, Friday twilight.

It Started With A Kiss
Misheard Lyrics:
It started with a cyst.
Correct Lyrics:
It started with a kiss.

Deck The Halls
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with Boston Charlie
Nora's freezing on the trolly.
Correct Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly.

All I Have To Do Is Dream
Misheard Lyrics:
I can make you mine, taste your lips unwind.
Correct Lyrics:
I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine.

Lady Madonna
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children ask your feet.
Correct Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.

Heart Of Glass
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high, I'm blowing through the gooshline.
Correct Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true bluish light.

Love Is Like Oxygen...
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like Mao Tse Tung.
Correct Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen.

The Evil That Men Do
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil Batman do
Correct Lyrics:
The evil that men do