In The Garden
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.
Andy tells me I am his own.
Correct Lyrics:
And He walks with me, and He talks with me.
And He tells me I am his own.

Pour Some Sugar On Me
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' like a lover with a red thong.
Correct Lyrics:
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone.

Ghostbusters
Misheard Lyrics:
Who ya gonna call? Dose dusters!
Correct Lyrics:
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

Immature Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've always gotta be soapy sea.
Correct Lyrics:
You've always gotta be so P.C.

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Misheard Lyrics:
Analights os anastacious
Correct Lyrics:
With the lights out, its less dangerous.

Rivers Of Babylon
Misheard Lyrics:
By the rivers of Barbieland, where we sat down
Correct Lyrics:
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down

The Lord's Prayer
Misheard Lyrics:
And lead us not to Penn Station.
Correct Lyrics:
And lead us not into temptation.

We Are The Champions
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the trapguns.
Correct Lyrics:
We are the champions.

Alive And Kicking
Misheard Lyrics:
I like good stinky.
Correct Lyrics:
Alive and kicking

Advance Australia Fair
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all are ostriches.
Correct Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice.

All That She Wants
Misheard Lyrics:
All that she wants, is some chips and gravy.
Correct Lyrics:
All that she wants is another baby.

Constant Craving
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stand gravy.
Correct Lyrics:
Constant craving.

Headstrong
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your modems inside.
Correct Lyrics:
I see your motives inside.

Norweigian Wood
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the rug, biting my tie.
Correct Lyrics:
I sat on the rug, biding my time.

Takin' Care Of Business
Misheard Lyrics:
Bakin' carrot biscuits
Correct Lyrics:
Takin' care of business

Jumping Jack Flash
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by two fairies cut in half.
Correct Lyrics:
I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

Penny Lane
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is throwing puppies from a train.
Correct Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.

Brown Eyed Women
Misheard Lyrics:
Clown fried slimmin' in breath death unseen
The water was dusted but we licked her up clean.
Correct Lyrics:
Brown eyed women and red grenadine
The bottle was dusty, but the liquor was clean.

Take The Money And Run
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoo, the Devonian Run!
Correct Lyrics:
Whoo, take the money and run.