La Isla Bonita
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of some Play-doh.
Correct Lyrics:
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.

Sowing The Seeds Of Love
Misheard Lyrics:
Sewing machine of love
Correct Lyrics:
Sowing the seeds of love

Slave To Love
Misheard Lyrics:
And now the man who drowned is very sick.
Correct Lyrics:
And now the marriage vow is very sacred.

Sound Of Silence
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Doctor Smile 'n' frown.
Correct Lyrics:
Hello darkness, my ole friend.

Army Reserve
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Army freezer
Correct Lyrics:
In the Army Reserve

Touch, Peel, And Stand
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on a loaded goat
Correct Lyrics:
Since I know how low to go.

God Bless America
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us wear our Lee Jeans.
Correct Lyrics:
Let us swear allegiance.

Message In A Bottle
Misheard Lyrics:
Mesoch-ee-na-paato
Correct Lyrics:
Message in a bottle

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we are now, mashed potatoes.
Correct Lyrics:
Here we are now, entertain us
 

Aiko, Aiko
Misheard Lyrics:
Checkin' my pina-ananay.
Correct Lyrics:
Jock a mo feeno a nané.

Dancing On The Ceiling
Misheard Lyrics:
People starting a clown waltz.
Correct Lyrics:
People were starting to climb the walls.

Sowing The Seeds Of Love
Misheard Lyrics:
Sewing machine of love
Correct Lyrics:
Sowing the seeds of love

Wind Beneath My Wings
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anyone know who ate my hero?
Correct Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Chant No. 1 (I Don't Need This Pressure On)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need this special bra.
Correct Lyrics:
I don't need this pressure on.

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on with the Flintstones.
Correct Lyrics:
Keep up with the force, don't stop.

American Idiot
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be in the macro-media.
Correct Lyrics:
Don't want to be an American idiot.

Sweet Home, Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they robbed a gum truck.
Correct Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Governor.

Sound Of Silence
Misheard Lyrics:
I turn my collar to the Boulder Dam.
Correct Lyrics:
I turn my collar to the cold and damp.
 

Express Yourself
Misheard Lyrics:
One step, Moses on the Radio One.
Correct Lyrics:
Long stemmed roses are the way to your heart.