Hurt So Good
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I'm getting odor, so much odor
Correct Lyrics:
Now that I'm getting older, so much older

Believe
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in life, Heffalump?
Correct Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?

Superman (It's Not Easy)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a man selling red sheep.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm just a man in a silly red sheet.

Crab
Misheard Lyrics:
Crabapple booty.
Correct Lyrics:
Crab at the booty.
 

Cursum Perficio
Misheard Lyrics:
Burping seagulls
Correct Lyrics:
Perficio

I Shot The Sheriff
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought some spare ribs.
Correct Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.

How Deep Is Your Love
Misheard Lyrics:
She comes to me all sulpher free.
Correct Lyrics:
She comes to me on a summer breeze.

All I Wanna Do
Misheard Lyrics:
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica's bowl of lard.
Correct Lyrics:
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

Bullet With Butterfly Wings
Misheard Lyrics:
Light bulb George
Correct Lyrics:
Like old Job

Little Busters
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the dipstick of the future.
Correct Lyrics:
With the kids sing out the future.

In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my cheeses
Correct Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
 

Spirits In The Material World
Misheard Lyrics:
You are standing in my hot cereal bowl.
Correct Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.

Cherub Rock
Misheard Lyrics:
Who walks behind me?
As long as you suck my knees.
Correct Lyrics:
Who wants that honey?
As long as there's some money.

Miss Independent
Misheard Lyrics:
No longer need to be the biscuit.
Correct Lyrics:
No longer need to be defensive

Born To Make You Happy
Misheard Lyrics:
I wsa born to wear a nappy.
Correct Lyrics:
I was born to make you happy.

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Misheard Lyrics:
I need beano!
Correct Lyrics:
A libido

Bandages
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandwiches! Sandwiches! Sandwiches!
Correct Lyrics:
Bandages! Bandages! Bandages!

Rock Me Amadeus
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me Apple Danish, apple danish.
Correct Lyrics:
Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus.

Onward Christian Soldiers
Misheard Lyrics:
Christ, our loyal Master
Leans against the fort.
Correct Lyrics:
Christ, our royal Master
Leads against the foe.