Very cool flame decals

Stealth babes

Melon baller

Coppertone banner for flying over beach

Pet door for Millie —the President’s flying dog

Fake antenna to make people think they have a cellular phone on board

Plastic monster on wing to Intimidate foreign dignitaries from Third World nations

External P.A. system so President can greet drivers on interstate highways below

Phony steering wheel so Vice President Quayle can pretend he’s flying the plane

Button that transforms plane into glowing saucer to screw with farmers in Midwest