American codes can be broken by anyone with a basic understanding of Pig Latin

On-board computers were mainly used for Internet casino video poker

According to plaque, When Bush gives order, nod politely, wait to hear what Cheney says

Cockpit full of Colt 45 bottles

Mission was to determine if Chinese people can fly like in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Cloaking device button only there because pilot's a Star Trek fan

Maybe not the best idea to write SPY PLANE on wings

The plane's sole security feature: an angry kitty

Plane is so high-tech lavatories feature futuristic blue water!

Americans smell like Doritos and Aqua Velva