Predator drones circling overhead

While watching CNN your daughter exclaims, "That's the guy who brought my Girl Scout cookies!"

Your mailman made a mistake and gave you a shipment of plutonium

Streets have fewer minivans, more tanks

Sign on lawn: "Trespassers will be gassed and tortured"

Sean Penn keeps coming over

Your address: 145 Murray Street; newspaper's headline: "82nd Airborne Deployed To 148 Murray Street"

At Home Depot, you notice four Saddam doubles arguing about carpet

In driveway, Humvee with license plate "Ruthless 1"

Classified ad seeks "The mother of all affordable split-level homes"