Rake the sand

Speak to kids in the "Young Dictators" club

Put on Darth Vader mask, fly to Oakland and watch his beloved Raiders

Just to be safe, swap mustaches with Tariq Aziz

See Meryl Streep in "The Hours" and enjoy a good cry

Just kick it old school

A whole lot of posing for murals

Watch favorite Iraqi television show, "Ahmed Millionaire"

Turn on CNN to see if he's dead yet

Hide the plutonium