Hosts the Miss World pre-pageant cocktail party

Puts inspection tags in new pants

Decides when a model officially becomes a supermodel

Determines which world problems require a call to Batman

Produces General Foods International Coffees

On Tuesday nights, broadcasts "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

Provides steady employment for guys named Blix

Makes globes

Assigns grade of "mild," "medium," or "hot" to salsa

"I don't know, but go Cornhuskers!"