Which one are you -- Siegried or Roy?

 Let me guess -- home-schooled?

 Whoa, what do we have here, a Baldwin brother?

 Whatever you say, fatso

 I guess we know what happened to the Nyquil

 Have a seat, Oprah

 What are you, boring.com?

 Well, that's not what they were saying on the Weather Channel

Tell your mom I enjoyed the vacation photos

You kill me, O.J.